gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

favabean05:

hacheload:

cronusempire:

 

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

I would watch the fuck out of that.

Mr. Winger, you may remove your lips from my buttocks, because you have succeeded in changing your grade. It’s now an F.

(Source: marauhder)

a-ionia:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

(Source: a-ionia)

nosdrinker:

knifeplay:

terrifying sociopath/future serial killer Dennis Reynolds

what do you mean “future”

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

(Source: azkabanter)

kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

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